What is this, 1999?: Archive

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Dec 31st

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One teachers approach to preventing gender...

togetherforjacksoncountykids: “It’s Okay to be Neither,” By Melissa Bollow Tempel Alie arrived at our 1st-grade classroom wearing a sweatshirt with a hood. I asked her to take off her hood, and she refused. I thought she was just being difficult and ignored it. After breakfast we got in line for art, and I noticed that she still had not removed her hood. When we arrived at the art room, I said:...

Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

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“Melancholy shouldn’t be confused with depression. Melancholy is an active state....”

– Alexander Stutterheim, post on Melancholy & Creativity (via jonathanmoore)

Dec 17th

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Nov 28th

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So this just happened outside. Can this happen...

Nov 27th

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Nov 18th

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Nov 3rd

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Oct 10th

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Oct 7th

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“I was at the debate, in the audience on the right hand side about halfway back....”

– Blogger Sarah Rumpf • Discussing what actually happened during last night’s debate, during the infamous Rick Santorum/gay soldier question. We’d like to proudly note that our writer Chris managed to get this right the first time, rather than claiming the entire crowd was booing. Rumpf explains how...

Sep 26th

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Jul 15th

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Jul 7th

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laughingsquid: Follow the Sun, A Drive-In Movie Intermission Gone Horribly Wrong Egads. “Let’s all go to the lobby” and watch it all fall apart.

Jul 6th

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Jun 9th

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Dark Tower remix by Esotronica.

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Apr 23rd

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SPACE FRUIT

Adam: LETS TALK ABOUT THE FUTURE
Adam: IN ALL CAPS
Jason: FRUIT IN SPACE
Jason: ORBITING EARTH LIKE A LOVELY RING OF JUICY FLAVOR
Jason: TART AND SWEET
Adam: PINEAPPLE SATURN UPSIDE DOWNCAKE
Jason: NOW YOU ARE TALKING
Adam: FRUIT BY THE ASTRONOMICAL UNIT OF MEASUREMENT
Jason: SO MUCH FRUIT
Jason: MIND BOGGLING FRUIT
Adam: HOW MUCH?!?
Adam: ALLLL THIS FRUIT!!!
Adam: STOP ME WHEN ITS ENOUGH
Adam: STOP ME
Adam: STOP ME
Adam: STOP ME
Jason: IT IS NEVER ENOUGH THERE IS NO STOPPING YOU
Adam: JUST SAY WHEN
Jason: THIS FRUIT MUST BE VISIBLE FROM ALPHA CENTAURI KEEP GOING
Jason: IT'S GONNA BE A FRUIT SINGULARITY
Jason: WHY ARE YOU STOPPING IT IS NOT TIME TO STOP
Adam: DEEP SPACE CANTALOUPE
Jason: BLACK HOLE CHERRY
Adam: WATERMELON QUASAR
Jason: RED DELICIOUS DWARF
Adam: BIG BANG KIWI
Jason: POMEGRANATE PULSAR
Adam: PLAN BANANA FROM OUTER SPACE!
Adam: EVENT HOR-RASINS!
Jason: NECTARINE NEBULA
Jason: ORANGES IN ORBIT
Adam: BUT WAIT
Adam: BACK ON EARTH
Adam: IN THE FUTURE
Adam: WHEN
Adam: ARE
Adam: THERE
Adam: BURRITOS
Jason: BURRITOS ARE A MATTER OF FIERCE GRAVITAS IF THEY ARE ENOUGH TO BRING US BACK TO EARTH AFTER THAT DELICIOUS INTERSTELLAR ADVENTURE
Jason: HOW ABOUT THURSDAY
Adam: THURSDAY!!? IN THE FUTURE?!?
Jason: YES THE BURRITOS IN THE PAST ARE LESS DELICIOUS
Jason: THIS IS AN EFFECT OF TACHYONS
Adam: THE LANGOLIERS EAT THEM!!!!

Apr 20th

Oh yeah, so you know what

We’re well passed the four-year mark for this here tumblr thing. It started with Hellatronic hellameters which obviously set a very high bar for the quality of posts here. Four years is perhaps too long to be doing anything frivolous on the internet, but I’m keeping on. Also, you can’t really think of Tumblr as the new kids on the web anymore. Four years have ruined many an...

Apr 19th

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Five Copper Pieces!? →

For a while, I stopped posting here because I wanted to play with a D&D-focused tumblr, to see how that would go. It’s okay. If you like that sort of thing, that flavor of post will be going over there.

Apr 17th

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Moon’s album, “No Sleep”

Apr 17th

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Moon’s album, “The Light,” out of Brooklyn.

Apr 17th

All He Wanted: Chris Kanyon's Doomed Quest To Be... →

Depressing.

Apr 17th

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floatingparticles: mnwka: ATTENTION INTERNET: THIS IS A PENGUIN BEING TICKLED. GODDAMMIT FUCK THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE EVER HEARD. INTERNET GOLD.

Apr 17th

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Mar 20th

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Suspicion by Spencer McCall The sun will mess you up. Strangely (and presumably unintentionally) racist headdress usage at the end, but up until then, a good surreal.

Mar 20th

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Prediction for the 2010s

Jackass: The Musical. You know this is only a matter of time in the inevitable TV singularity. My favorite song: “What’s Left of My Tibia Is Right for Videuh.” All class.

Mar 11th

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