May 2009
21 posts
May 29th
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How Fox Packaged Homophobia as Entertainment |... →
….Yeah. Glad I don’t watch that show; I’d be out one television, and up one trip to the hospital to make sure my foot was okay.
May 28th
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May 28th
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May 28th
WOTD: Jackanape | The Bard Blog - Shakespeare Info →
May 21st
May 17th
May 16th
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With The 'Gay Tax,' Love Doesn't Come Cheap : NPR →
Nancy Goldstein: “The cost of love isn’t an abstract concept in my household: It’s precisely $1,820 per year. That’s the “gay tax” we shell out for me to be on my wife’s health insurance plan, because her company must treat that benefit as additional taxable income.”
May 16th
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My gift to porcine creatures everywhere: I am...
frothyparadise: Jesus whirling christ, but I am tired of hearing about everyone’s obsession with bacon. And as though that weren’t bad enough, now everything in the world has to taste like bacon, smell like bacon, blahdeeblahdeeblah. Oh, bacon-flavored chocolate bars! Oh, bacon scented candles! Oh, Band-Aids that look like bacon! Yes, ha ha ha, how incongruous. Let’s go back to being obsessed...
May 14th
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May 14th
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Play Him Off, Keyboard Cat →
For Glenda.
May 13th
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WatchWatch
lowindustrial: CollegeHumor: Phone Sex - Early 90s Slang. Funky cold medina up in there.
May 11th
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My Tumblarity is 3
My Ontoscoplex is red palindrome, my Ahoxkopotiche is Ventura Ocean, my Heliovantrasseter is 89 limpids, and my Letrorespitane is a hamster considering graduate school. Sorry, I couldn’t resist this time. I’m immanentizing the eschaton. I know.
May 8th
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May 7th
May 6th
May 6th
The 50 states, as seen from the Mission
Guy in car: Hey, do you guys know where Vermin St. is?
Friend-of-friend: What?
Guy in car: Vermin St.
Me: What, oh, Hermann St.?
Guy in car: Yeah.
Me: Hermann is in the Lower Haight, you need to make a left somewhere, and then a right on... Guerrero*, I think, that'll get you near there.
Guy in car: No, we're trying to get to 23rd and Vermin. V-E-R, M-O-N-T oh Vermont.
Me: Oh! Yeah, that way, make a right.
Guy in car: Thanks!
*Technically wrong, but I was having trouble visualizing the grid there. Not that it mattered.
May 3rd
May 3rd
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May 2nd
A few historic interludes (Hark, a vagrant: 145) →
“What if the earth orbits the sun?” “What if your wife orbits my dick?” >:O
May 2nd
WE'RE DOING THE SQUID ONE! (Hark, a vagrant: 149) →
“Let me tell you a story about the sea, set to accordion music.”
May 2nd