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Recurring themes: LGBT issues, San Francisco tidbits, ukuleles, pirates, games, absurdism. I won't really talk about myself here, but you'll get a sense of me, anyway.

A 7au.net/Tumblr joint. Check out a random post, or you can say hi at jaschu at the gmail in the neighborhood of the dotted com. Original content © Copyright 2007-2010 but, cripes, just ask first and I'll probably be cool. Righto!

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With that in mind, I’d like to announce an update to the Xbox LIVE Terms of Use and Code of Conduct which will allow our members to more freely express their race, nationality, religion and sexual orientation in Gamertags and profiles. Under our previous policy, some of these expressions of self-identification were not allowed in Gamertags or profiles to prevent the use of these terms as insults or slurs. However we have since heard feedback from our customers that while the spirit of this approach was genuine, it inadvertently excluded a part of our Xbox LIVE community. This update also comes hand-in-hand with increased stringency and enforcement to prevent the misuse of these terms.

I truly believe that our diversity is what makes us strong: diversity in gaming and entertainment options, and diversity in the people that make up this amazing community. I look forward to seeing you on LIVE soon.

A Letter from Marc Whitten: Update to Xbox LIVE Code of Conduct - via Slashdot via Crystaltips/Wonderlandblog. Cheers.

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→ The Runner

Interesting single-topic, short-run weblog about the game Mirror’s Edge, which is one of the few games I’ll pop in again a year after finishing it. This touches on a lot of the things I like about it. The author also recently had this article about the game’s shortcomings published, and I agree somewhat with it, too, especially regarding combat. But on that note, I agree with forum-poster BobisOnlyBob, who said, “At no point did I disarm anyone else, or use a single firearm against a human. I did, however, kick about a hundred men in the balls. And I enjoyed it a lot!” Me too, BobisOnlyBob, me too.

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→ Trap doors and hatches all around: Jeff Hull on infusing variability and play into the workaday world

An interview with one of the producers behind that thing that I keep bringing up to you if you live in the Bay Area as something you must check out if you have any sense of play, of adventure, or a love of weirdness, whatsoever.

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katierosepipkin:

new poster design. if you play a certain ‘dungeons and dragons’, or have ever wanted to, you should come to this. location may change. but seriously.

I just like this poster, the name and the idea. Also, two notes.
One: predictably, I’m not going to SxSW this year, but if you want to get away from whatever, here’s another option on Monday night.
Two: Yes, it says 2009, but March 15 is a Monday this year, so I’m assuming it’s the year that’s wrong. So there you go. Then again, there’s no contact info, so make sure to have your party’s rogue check for traps I am a dolt, and Nik has pointed out that that’s the address, not the year. Good morning.

katierosepipkin:

new poster design. if you play a certain ‘dungeons and dragons’, or have ever wanted to, you should come to this. location may change. but seriously.

I just like this poster, the name and the idea. Also, two notes.

One: predictably, I’m not going to SxSW this year, but if you want to get away from whatever, here’s another option on Monday night.

Two: Yes, it says 2009, but March 15 is a Monday this year, so I’m assuming it’s the year that’s wrong. So there you go. Then again, there’s no contact info, so make sure to have your party’s rogue check for traps I am a dolt, and Nik has pointed out that that’s the address, not the year. Good morning.

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Husbands and Husbands

This video is only a minute long. You won’t regret watching it.

Watch what happens when a little boy named Calen meets a pair of husbands for the first time. He talked things out, asked a few questions, and things just seemed to click in his head for him.

Let’s quit with the ignorance and fear and play ping pong. (rb)

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Jason: Okay, tangent

Jason: apparently my D&D DM can't stand the word "shrimping" and the meaning thereof

Jason: which didn't stop us from turning "shrimp" into a Pee-wee's Playhouse style secret word, or from bringing it into conversation during the game last night

Heidi: wtf is shrimping

Jason: sucking on somebody's toes

Heidi: OMG OMG OMG

Heidi: that has a NAME?

Jason: uh

Jason: we are living in the era of naming everything

Heidi: wow, you maybe have ruined the act for me with that name

Heidi: be careful what you teach me obiwan!

Jason: so Scott, another player, just gave a one-word response to the list: "Shrimping"

Jason: to which I'm replying:

Jason: "Hellashrimping: That's 10^27 shrimpings."

Heidi: wow

Heidi: the sick thing is

Heidi: I am now wondering how many toes there are in the world

Heidi: or for all time

Heidi: and if that's even possible

Jason: Well

Jason: ...

Jason: wait, I don't have an appropriate response to that

Heidi: I realize it's just X*10

Heidi: which X = everyone ever

Jason: more like X*9.3, or whatever the average is

Heidi: WTF

Jason: well

Heidi: 9.3?

Jason: missing toes, extra toes

Heidi: EXTRA TOES

Heidi: WHERE ARE YOU SHRIMPING

Jason: I'm guessing it trends more towards missing

Heidi: no way it's 9.3

Jason: 9.93 then

Jason: I don't know

Heidi: I mean, I'll give you a decimal place

Heidi: I am *happy* you don't have that statistic

Heidi: because if you did I would be, um, a little weirder out. or maybe just impressed

Jason: What's giving me pause is that someone, somewhere, has this info

Heidi: you know, this conversation has unintentionally spawned way too much thought for my tastes this late in the day

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→ Youtube playlist: client1

I was rather pleased listening to this playlist last night and this morning. Bands included: Client, Ladytron, Miss Kittin and the Hacker, Broadcast, Creme Blush, Fischerspooner.

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→ 'Hella Big': Soon To Be A Scientific Measurement?

ernie:

Unless you grew up in the church in the Bay Area when you were a kid and couldn’t say “hell.” Then, of course, you would say “hecka.”

“Planet Ohsnap is 150 heckameters away.” Boom, sold.

That headline is misleading, unfortunately. What’s going on is a UC Davis physics major has started a petition to make “hella” the prefix denoting 10^27 in units of measurement, but by “petition” I mean “Facebook fan page,” which is the exact opposite of a petition, really. (Nik gets credit for pointing me to this BoingBoing post on the petition.) But I’m all for it, and would sign if I could sign something real.

I would like to point to my first post on Tumblr from three years ago—a conversation with Ernie, even—which addressed this.

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When I read that Max Headroom is on its way to being released on DVD—which incidentally makes me incredibly happy—I thought of this 1987 hijacking of WTTW-11’s signal by some pranksters. Kind of NSFW because of the rather-tame bare-ass crop-whipping at the end, but I have to give the hijackers (signal zippers?) props for the moving backdrop they made.

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I had an unplanned detour yesterday, but I was okay with that in this case.

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