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<Esa_> y'know I did wonder too... why is the federation only using english?

<Esa_> they need a babblefish :)

<Aair> Universal translators

<Aair> the dialog has been translated into English for you

<Esa_> if it's universal translators, then why does chekov have an accent?

<nicole> accents are kept.. for some.. reason..

<Aair> Maybe he's trying to speak english?

<Aair> And the UT is like, "WTF are you saying?"

<Aair> It might have an easier time if he stuck to Russian

<nicole> so... if he just spoke russian..

<nicole> lol

<Esa_> dood jus talk russian

<jaschu> There's a bug in the translator.

<jaschu> It switches the Vs and Ws.

<jaschu> But WAIT

<jaschu> if he WAS speaking Russian,

<jaschu> wouldn't he look like he was in a dubbed-over kung fu movie?

<Aair> If he was speaking Russian, yes, I think it would

<Aair> Probably be some delay, as the UT tries to process the context of what was said, too

<Esa_> maybe he just pissed off the UT one day, so it stopped translating for him :)

<jaschu> "FUCK YOU CHEKOV I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A POLYGLOT DEFECT FROM LAST CENTURY!"

<jaschu> Yeah, I can see it.

<Esa_> the UT has a sense of humor too, you see

<nicole> I'm sorry Chekov, I'm afraid I can't let you have proper diction

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Well that’s good news.

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→ How Fox Packaged Homophobia as Entertainment | AfterElton.com

….Yeah. Glad I don’t watch that show; I’d be out one television, and up one trip to the hospital to make sure my foot was okay.

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lazyhorse:
one time me and wes went to pho’ bulous..it was fun.
Are these the names of real places? Because if so, OMG.

lazyhorse:

one time me and wes went to pho’ bulous..it was fun.

Are these the names of real places? Because if so, OMG.

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Survivor - Eye Of The Tiger (Official video clip) (via RockyBalboaMemorial)

Nik sent me this and I thought I’d share, seeing as we need to get pumped up after Prop 8 didn’t get undone yesterday. It’s not over yet. C’mon, youse guys, we can do dis.

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→ WOTD: Jackanape | The Bard Blog - Shakespeare Info

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Dungeon Majesty on the Screen Savers (via DungeonMajesty)

An interview with one of my favorite cable access/D&D shows. Well, my absolute favorite when taken in that combination.

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Probably the weirdest game trailer ever (via Offworld)

No, not the weirdest. But it’s up there.

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→ With The 'Gay Tax,' Love Doesn't Come Cheap : NPR

Nancy Goldstein: “The cost of love isn’t an abstract concept in my household: It’s precisely $1,820 per year. That’s the “gay tax” we shell out for me to be on my wife’s health insurance plan, because her company must treat that benefit as additional taxable income.”

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My gift to porcine creatures everywhere: I am officially sick of bacon.

frothyparadise:

Jesus whirling christ, but I am tired of hearing about everyone’s obsession with bacon. And as though that weren’t bad enough, now everything in the world has to taste like bacon, smell like bacon, blahdeeblahdeeblah. Oh, bacon-flavored chocolate bars! Oh, bacon scented candles! Oh, Band-Aids that look like bacon! Yes, ha ha ha, how incongruous.

Let’s go back to being obsessed with pesto, like we were 25 years ago (yeah, I know I’m pretty much the only one reading this who will even remember that). ANYTHING. I’d even accept some ridiculously high-end obsession so that everyone can be really really impressed with how oh-so-very foodie we’ve all become. But right now, how about you just throw some good old Oscar Meyer into a pan and Shut. The Fuck. UP, especially since you know goddamned well you can’t tell the difference between that and your precious Niman Ranch stuff anyway.

I remember the pesto era. Or rather, I remember my mom starting to buy pesto regularly. (Sorry, that got awkward really fast, Laura. My bad.)

The problem is, this bacon thing won’t go away until something else replaces it. Let’s decide right now. My vote goes to curry. There is a curry chocolate bar you can get that I think is tops. And I’m sure some visit to one of my favorite curry places in the near future, I’m going to become incensed at how one of the staff says they don’t have veggie curry anymore, or else how another staffer has been lying to me that they do and I’ve been eating the chicken-stock curry, and I’m going to get really angry and write a bad review on Yelp. I totally will! And then I’ll tumblr it OH SHIT THERE I GO AGAIN WITH THE IMMANENTIZING THE ESCHATON AIYAH MY BAD YOU GUYS.

And I’m calling it now: someone’s going to post bacon curry in response. Might as well go all the way on this one.

(No, seriously, I agree, wtf bacon.)

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