“ …but the point is this: people who don’t like to listen to you talk can go fuck themselves. If they want to date a someone who doesn’t talk and is devoid of personality, they might as well just get one of those Real Dolls. ”
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Recurring themes: LGBT issues, San Francisco tidbits, ukuleles, pirates, games, absurdism. I won't really talk about myself here, but you'll get a sense of me, anyway.
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Never mind his silly clothes or enragingly tiny dog. He is called PALM BEACH SUGAR DADDY KEN. BY MATTEL. THIS IS HIS OFFICIAL NAME. Seriously, look at his Entertainment Earth page.
(hat tip: Russ)
Seriously? Seriously. Wow.
→ Poorcraft: A Comic Book Guide to Frugal Urban and Suburban Living! — Kickstarter
Spike makes the amazing comic Templar, Arizona, and now she wants to make a book about living well on less money.
Adam: When you were a kid, did you collect comics?
Jason: Kinda? In college, is when I started. I think I started with Generation X because I really thought Jubilee was hysterical, but went on to indie comics from there.
Jason: Oh, and reading my friends' Sandman comics, of course. High school angst
Adam: Haha nice
Adam: I just found this blog where artists redraw old comic covers
Adam: So I did one really fast
Jason: oooh ooh
Adam: I did GI JOE 21
Adam: It was an issue with no words
Jason: HAHAHA
Adam: The "silent" issue
Adam: Haha
Jason: Now I'm thinking of the end of the cartoon series. COBRALALALALALALALA
Adam: Hahahaha
Adam: Serpentor hahaha
Jason: Oh yeah! hahaha
Jason: "My head's in a snake neck! Let's not invalidate any of my arguments!"
Adam: Hahaha!
Adam: That whole storyline was so weird
Adam: He was supposed to be a mix of all these great leaders dna
Adam: And he talked like a pro wrestler
Jason: I thought it was a known fact that Charlemagne talked uncannily like Hulk Hogan.
Jason: "I RULE THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE! OH YEAAAH!"
Adam: Haha oh my bad
Jason: It's cool, it's a common mistake
Jason: Also, I'm TOTALLY LYING
Adam: Hahaha
Cassette from My Ex: Stories and Soundtracks of Lost Loves, a collection of stories inspired by mixtapes from past relationships, comes out Oct. 27, and I’ve got a story in it!
There will be a book release party at The Hideout, 1354 W. Wabansia, on Nov. 9 at 8pm. $5 gets you in the door to hear readings by editor Jason Bitner, Arthur Jones, Kyle Ryan, artist Derek Erdman, and possibly me. :) More info about the book here.
Go Andrew, it’s your bookday. We’re gonna party like it’s your bookday.
Er… okay, that was awkward.
Jake Shimabukuro performs Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” on KFOG Radio (via kfog and Jenpop)
Waiting for Morrison (via kev/null)
Thinking of APE this past weekend made me look at photos from APE which reminded me I missed the party at Isotope which then made me think of this party at Isotope back in 2006 and the photo Kevin took of Nicole, Courtney and myself. Click through for rad comment thread. (And to note, the full title was “Uterus Master: Master of the Uterus.”)
All this makes me want to a) do more creative projects, like learning to make zines (and I’ll admit that I already wrote a piece specifically for that purpose), b) go to more comics/zine events with Courtney, Kevin, Nicole, Bill, and any other comics-loving friends, and c) going to Isotope more with said people, because it’s a fun space.
Holy fuck, you guys, this was almost FOUR YEARS AGO.
Sina: So would there be a pirate hanky code?
Jason: I thought of that, since I have this. [shows Jolly Roger hankerchief]
Sina: What would that mean?
Jason: I'm going with right pocket: cabin boy, left pocket: accepting applications.
Sina: Is that true?
Jason: It will be if I put it on the internet!



