What is this, 1999? • Further evidence I am secretly 13 years old

Further evidence I am secretly 13 years old

I was puttering around the apartment when my inner adolescent pointed something out to me that I can’t believe I haven’t heard or read anyone bringing it up before.

I’d like for you to clear your mind, and I’m going to present to you two words that I’d like for you to take individually, without context, and I want you to mull them over with the most base, the least-censored portions of your mind. Once you have done so, you will put them together and our current American plight will reveal itself to you in a new light. Right, here we go. Please try and clear your mind.

Are you ready? Consider the following words with shameless teenage bawdiness.

Stimulus.

Package.

I mean COME ON FOLKS, have we all been too broke to make this joke? Or was it already done, and I missed it because I got laid off at the end of last year and was too busy moping to notice?

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