Cut to the Chase

You realize that bars and clubs play loud music because it makes sobriety intolerable, right?

“Jakob on the awful socializing environment of bars.” — marco

Huh, I always thought the loud music was so that you had to talk louder, subsequently drying your throat out faster, making you want to drink more, which makes the place more money.

This is why geeks don’t go to bars often, they end up thinking about this stuff too much.

Source: marco