Horny Werewolf Day

via illtemper. Says Warren Ellis:

Happy Valentine’s Day to all. And to those who hate the day, I say this: Valentine’s Day is a Christian corruption of a pagan festival involving werewolves, blood and fucking. So wish people a happy Horny Werewolf Day and see what happens.

I was going to say that I wished I had a t-shirt today that said “Breaking up is for lovers,” but Horny Werewolf Day sounds way more fun.

Source: illtemper