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Parsable English

Heidi: we should have dinner this week
Heidi: actually, maybe even tonight?
Jason: YES. And I need to get you this book. We can totally YES TONIGHT IS AWESOME
Heidi: wow. this week is already wednesday
Heidi: excellent
Jason: So, breaking that down into parsable English:
Heidi: let's eat sushi someplace!
Heidi: is that okay?
Jason: I need to get you the book! Er... shit, the gift I got you, it's a book. Surprise!
Heidi: hahahah
Heidi: hahahah
Heidi: suprise! it's a book!
Jason: Secondly, I have to go to Photoworks so that puts me in your neck of the woods around dinner time, so perfect.
Heidi: awesome
Jason: I almost typed that "That puts me in your neck around dinner time" which is really awkward.

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