A few minutes later, this guy named edgar allen poe showed up and started throwin’ dice with gandhi. Then they had a dance off. I remember the words being said (I swear to god this happened):
Mahatma Gandhi: NO MAN CAN “SHAKE IT” LIKE GANDHI!
Edgar Allen Poe: Edgar can!
And then Gandhi tried to start a hunger strike. I couldn’t participate, on the account that Robots don’t have mouths to begin with.