What is this, 1999?

Recurring themes: LGBT issues, San Francisco tidbits, ukuleles, pirates, games, absurdism. I won't really talk about myself here, but you'll get a sense of me, anyway.

A 7au.net/Tumblr joint. Check out a random post, or you can say hi at jaschu at the gmail in the neighborhood of the dotted com. Original content © Copyright 2007-9 but, cripes, just ask first and I'll probably be cool. Righto!

~ Tuesday, May 20 ~
Permalink

Why the hell is there beef fat shortening in a Hostess cupcake?

I don’t eat Hostess products, but the cupcakes started showing up in the break room and I just took a peep at the ingredients list. ”Blah blah blah which may contain one or more of the following: blah blah blah, blah blah, beef fat shortening.”

Seriously, beef cupcake, what the fuck. Medium-rare cupcake. Medium-rare cupcake in a bun with some relish and a side of onion rings. Cupcake straight from a George Foreman Grill.

And then they’re making them with some soy products, which is like the most moot direction if you have beef fat shortening in your cupcakes made on your greasy oven broiler with a side of buffalo wings.

Honestly, never show me the ingredients list to anything, I get weird.


1 note
  1. ernie reblogged this from jaschu
  2. jaschu posted this