ernie: studiozeroseven: General Tsos Chickin… You know it’s disrespectful to stick chopsticks like that in Chinese food, right?  The only time you can pull that shit off is when you’re serving it to dead people at a cemetary as a symbol of respect. Srsly, it’s on Wikipedia and everything.  If my mom saw me with that bowl she would smack me across the face without a second thought. Of course, she’d probably also smack me across the face because I’d be eating fried orange shit that only nominally passes for Chinese food, but whatevs. Or as I like to refer to it when I’m talking to Ernie, “I got the General Tso’s (I know) tofu (I know!).”
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ernie:

studiozeroseven:

General Tsos Chickin…

You know it’s disrespectful to stick chopsticks like that in Chinese food, right?  The only time you can pull that shit off is when you’re serving it to dead people at a cemetary as a symbol of respect. Srsly, it’s on Wikipedia and everything.  If my mom saw me with that bowl she would smack me across the face without a second thought.

Of course, she’d probably also smack me across the face because I’d be eating fried orange shit that only nominally passes for Chinese food, but whatevs.

Or as I like to refer to it when I’m talking to Ernie, “I got the General Tso’s (I know) tofu (I know!).”

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