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Recurring themes: LGBT issues, virtual worlds humor, San Francisco tidbits, pirates, absurdism. I won’t really talk about myself here, but you’ll get a sense of me, anyway.
This is like what I did in 1999 when I started weblogging, but without having to open files in vi. And more media types. And a much better design. A 7au.net/Tumblr joint. Check out a random post, or you can say hi at jaschu at the gmail in the neighborhood of the dotted com. Original content © Copyright 2007-8 but, cripes, just ask first and I’ll probably be cool. Righto!

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var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-3377303-1");pageTracker._initData();pageTracker._trackPageview();</description><title>What is this, 1999?</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @jaschu)</generator><link>http://whatisthis1999.net/</link><item><title>illtemper:
[on the assumption that it’s only illegal to say...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/P3Bv5QRUwbro2sddsQEYMvR8_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://britt.illtemper.org/post/43282146/on-the-assumption-that-its-only-illegal-to-say"&gt;illtemper&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;[on the assumption that it’s only illegal to say they’ve been there if it’s true…] (via &lt;a href="http://www.librarian.net/technicality.html"&gt;librarian.net : five technically legal signs for your library&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/43294415</link><guid>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/43294415</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jul 2008 10:55:06 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>EBN - Ten years too early | RUINEDNATION</title><description>&lt;a href="http://ruinednation.com/2008/01/05/ebn-ten-years-too-early/"&gt;EBN - Ten years too early | RUINEDNATION&lt;/a&gt;: Yeah, seriously. Although politics have always been kind of fucked. Honestly, if you think of them as some sort of oracle-futurists, then they seem more in place. No one believed Cassandra, either.</description><link>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/43054376</link><guid>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/43054376</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 15:14:29 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>“Jackson and Elea” by Jason Schupp</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/VIZQ1bXSXbp1y5201aOmLXpG_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://jpgmag.com/photos/859575"&gt;“Jackson and Elea” by Jason Schupp&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/43043304</link><guid>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/43043304</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:59:39 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>ernie:
Douglas Haddow: “Way back in 2005, I was living in Tokyo...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/abDiaF07obowi7w6sFsgD0MK_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://ernie.tumblr.com/post/43027399/way-back-in-2005-i-was-living-in-tokyo-working"&gt;ernie&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Douglas Haddow: “Way back in 2005, I was living in Tokyo working as a menu translator slash photographer’s assistant and &lt;a href="http://thepublics.wordpress.com/2008/07/20/bright-nights/"&gt;I launched a film project that tragically never ended up seeing the light of day&lt;/a&gt;.”&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/43039251</link><guid>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/43039251</guid><pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 12:25:48 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>The Decemberists “16 Military Wives” (via...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/E7fzUGR8ZH4&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/E7fzUGR8ZH4&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Decemberists “16 Military Wives” (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/KillRockStars"&gt;KillRockStars&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Still good.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/42775728</link><guid>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/42775728</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 19:27:47 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Marble adding machine (via Matthiaswandel and Clusterflock)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/GcDshWmhF4A&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/GcDshWmhF4A&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Marble adding machine (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/Matthiaswandel"&gt;Matthiaswandel&lt;/a&gt; and &lt;a href="http://www.clusterflock.org/2008/03/calculator-made-from-wood-and-marbles.html"&gt;Clusterflock&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/42767811</link><guid>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/42767811</guid><pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 17:26:13 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>illtemper:
CNN reporter criticizes TSA, finds self on terror...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/VJkcgKF4ATc&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/VJkcgKF4ATc&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://britt.illtemper.org/post/42606654/cnn-reporter-criticizes-tsa-finds-self-on-terror"&gt;illtemper&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;CNN reporter criticizes TSA, finds self on terror watch list (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/SubmitMeToDiggDotCom"&gt;SubmitMeToDiggDotCom&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/42611779</link><guid>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/42611779</guid><pubDate>Thu, 17 Jul 2008 11:16:17 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>You had too, go and beat me at the grammar bee, Ray!</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/VIZQ1bXSXbhsem3woweUV3xk_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;You had too, go and beat me at the grammar bee, Ray!</description><link>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/42486431</link><guid>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/42486431</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:58:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Muppet Central News - Meet Leela, Sesame Street’s newest cast member</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.muppetcentral.com/news/2008/032208.shtml"&gt;Muppet Central News - Meet Leela, Sesame Street’s newest cast member&lt;/a&gt;: Leela’s Indian-American. Rad.</description><link>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/42479180</link><guid>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/42479180</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jul 2008 10:05:34 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Journey At The Center Of The Earth (via wwwBLACK20com)</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/bjJ-Qe73boQ&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/bjJ-Qe73boQ&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;Journey At The Center Of The Earth (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/wwwBLACK20com"&gt;wwwBLACK20com&lt;/a&gt;)</description><link>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/42369288</link><guid>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/42369288</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 12:43:10 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>courtney:

Blondie - The tide is high (via 123poedie)
Hah, I...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ppYgrdJ0pWk&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ppYgrdJ0pWk&amp;ap=%2526fmt%3D18" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.dailyc.com/post/42234232/blondie-the-tide-is-high-via-123poedie-hah-i"&gt;courtney&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Blondie - The tide is high (via &lt;a href="http://youtube.com/user/123poedie"&gt;123poedie&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Hah, I didn’t remember that (something akin to) Darth Vader played a part in this video. Awesome.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/42248556</link><guid>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/42248556</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 14:17:26 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Two Phrases That Destroyed American Culture</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.violentacres.com/archives/59"&gt;Two Phrases That Destroyed American Culture&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://unlibrarian.com/post/42240386/two-phrases-that-destroyed-american-culture"&gt;cygnoir&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;via &lt;a href="http://djwudi.tumblr.com/post/42223917/two-phrases"&gt;djwudi&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;The phrase ‘The Customer is Always Right’ is the single worst philosophy that has ever been adopted by American culture. It gave an entire generation of people the green light to be as impolite, unreasonable, and demanding as their little hearts desired because they &lt;i&gt;were always going to be considered right&lt;/i&gt;.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/42248201</link><guid>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/42248201</guid><pubDate>Mon, 14 Jul 2008 14:13:41 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>The Movie Review: ‘The Happening’</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.tnr.com/politics/story.html?id=75893f9a-3391-4ab5-88c8-cf7e74bcd835"&gt;The Movie Review: ‘The Happening’&lt;/a&gt;: The lead-in: “This film is so bad that I feel compelled to make a spoiler-laden list of its most laughably terrible parts rather than review it.” He delivers. Spoilers, many of them. (Via Su.)</description><link>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/42133107</link><guid>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/42133107</guid><pubDate>Sun, 13 Jul 2008 15:36:00 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>"The surest way to fail as a creator is to set some shining example of perfection in front of you and..."</title><description>“The surest way to fail as a creator is to set some shining example of perfection in front of you and then spend all your time measuring the horrible gap between your example and what you’ve done. When you are engaged in that measurement, you are not paying attention to the thing in front of you, the thing you’re engaged in making. My students are so consumed with the drawing they’re not making, they literally can’t see the still life in front of them. Those that learn to have a productive non-judgmental relationship with failure stand a good chance of going on to becoming artists. ¶ Those that can’t usually stop making anything. When I started to work towards becoming an artist I had to drop the security of my righteousness about how other people made things. It was keeping me from an understanding of the nuts and bolts of how things worked. I couldn’t keep seeing works of art and artists as shining Idols, anymore, to be knelt before or kicked over, at my whim. I had to stop reading my aversion to certain works are being a a personal betrayal of my trust on the part of their makers.”&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; - &lt;em&gt;&lt;a href="http://naylandblake.livejournal.com/322319.html"&gt;Nayland Blake&lt;/a&gt;, “Why I left…”&lt;/em&gt;</description><link>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/42053986</link><guid>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/42053986</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 20:06:19 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>“The Legacy of Empire,” Cat and Girl by Dorothy...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/VIZQ1bXSXbbxrjb3arOp4Dc5_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://catandgirl.com/"&gt;“The Legacy of Empire,” Cat and Girl&lt;/a&gt; by Dorothy Gambrell under &lt;a href="http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc-sa/2.5/"&gt;CC&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/42005472</link><guid>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/42005472</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jul 2008 08:42:02 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Buffet Libre</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.buffetlibre.net/"&gt;Buffet Libre&lt;/a&gt;: (via &lt;a href="http://gwen.tumblr.com/"&gt;gwen&lt;/a&gt;) Covers of 80s songs with an absurd/fun opening movie. Score.</description><link>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/41942166</link><guid>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/41942166</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:28:23 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Dopp Juice » PLEASE Don’t Give Websites Access to Your Address Books!</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.sarahdopp.com/blog/?p=370"&gt;Dopp Juice » PLEASE Don’t Give Websites Access to Your Address Books!&lt;/a&gt;: Couldn’t agree more.</description><link>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/41923223</link><guid>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/41923223</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 12:58:16 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>JPG Magazine: Photos: “No vampires yet” by Jason...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/VIZQ1bXSXbanu5kgpSiBJrES_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.jpgmag.com/photos/838203"&gt;JPG Magazine: Photos: “No vampires yet” by Jason Schupp&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/41913752</link><guid>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/41913752</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 11:16:18 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>JPG Magazine: Photos: “The boardwalk isn’t the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/VIZQ1bXSXbak553qlcuGsYZE_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.jpgmag.com/photos/837873"&gt;JPG Magazine: Photos: “The boardwalk isn’t the safest place” by Jason Schupp&lt;/a&gt;</description><link>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/41901330</link><guid>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/41901330</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 09:32:52 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Slasher Girls</title><description>&lt;a href="http://www.utne.com/2008-07-01/GreatWriting/Slasher-Girls.aspx"&gt;Slasher Girls&lt;/a&gt;: “In an online phenomenon known as “bandslash” or “bandfic,” thousands of people, mostly women, have been quietly building thriving online communities by writing and sharing largely homoerotic fictional stories about their favorite bands.”</description><link>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/41805531</link><guid>http://whatisthis1999.net/post/41805531</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 14:45:56 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
